Saturday, December 11, 2010

sepak...

bola sepak adelah salah satu sukan terpopular kat dunia...most people know about football very well but some of them not...many people know what football is but there are some of them still think that football is only a game where a group of people try like to kill each other only for a round shaped thing on a wide field...heeheheh...ade beberape pebezaan yg ketare kite bole scan same ade org uh minat ke x bola sepak...mcm kat bwh ni...


[Situasi perlawanan antara Team B lwn Team A]

-Lineup player kluar kat skrin tv
 -wisel pelawanan di bunyikan

-20 minit pertama

-GOL berjaya di sumbat oleh pemain Team B!!!
 -Replay gol di ulang berkali2...

-Seorang pemain mempersembahkan skill yg menakjubkan!!
 -Seorang pemain dikasari

-wisel half time ditiup
-sewaktu half time...

-2nd half bermula

-Seorang pemain dikasari
-Reff melayangkan kad kuning sebagai tanda amaran

-Gol oleh Team A!!!
 -Gol lagi oleh Team A!!

-Pemain gantian dimasokkan
-Minit ke 70
-Minit ke 80
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Wisel penamat dibunyikan...perlawanan tamat..Team A mng..

jom tgk beberape reaksi n dialog oleh seorang Boy n seorang Girl...Boy minat Team B dam Girl minat team yg ade beckham(kaka,ronaldo dan sebagainye...)

[Boys..]
- "emmpphhh...asal die ni maen lak??oyeeeaahhhh!!!striker aku men...nek ah point fantasy aku!!!"
-"YEESSSSSSS!!!da stat!!!YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"

-"bile nk gol niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....aish..."(penuh debaran sambil tgn x sng ddk)

-"OYEEAAHHH!!!!GOOLLL!!!"
-"replay ah byk sket..nk tgk gol td lg...amek ah dari angle laen lak...bengap nye cameramen"

-"FUYOOO!!!skil!!!mantap!!!"
-"alaaaahhh...lembik btol player ni!!!nk men lembut g kelab gay la macha!!!"

-"alaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!half time pulak!!!!!!"
-"ish...asal lame sgt rest ni...delay ke ape??ke stadium kne bom??"

-"xde gol 2nd half ni mmg sia2 aku tgk"

-"woi reff!!!foul kot!!!buta ke ape??kuat kot die kene terjah uh...bg ah kad...bengong punye reff!!"
-"KUNING???patot MERAH la!!!x skolah punye reff!!!!"

-"BABUN ah!!!!!OFFSIDE kot!!!!pahal gol pulak!!x fair la weehhh!!!"
-"kalau aku ade kat sane aku bunuh yg score nih..."

-"ahah...masok dah die nih...kompom score ah...oyeeaahhh!!!"
-"alaaahhh...minit 70 dah??cepatnye...aisshhh"
-"......."

-"siot...reff bayar ah...x fair play...maen mcm hape ntah...bek aku tido jek td"


[girl..]
-"eh??mane beckham(kaka,ronaldo,dan sebagainye...)??diorg x men ke mlm ni??"
-"team ape ni??ade ke team bola name Team B??x penah dgr pon...(no offense..hahhahaha)"
 -"oh da stat...ok...tp mane player2 top??xde pon dlm game ni..."
-
"lalallalalaalal...weh...bukak ah chenel laen jap...bukan gol lg pon...ape ah..."

-"OYEEAAHHH!!!!GOOLLL!!!"
-"ape ni...replay byk2 lak...da gol la td...cukop la...ish...bengap nye cameramen"

-"ape laaa ssh2 nk pusing2 sane sini...bawak je la straight...kan sng...org nk tekel pon bawak ah tempat yg xde org...kan ade seblas org dlm team  uh..hish"
-"eeiiiiii...kasarnyeeeee!!!!apesal nk men ganas2 ni???nk men ganas g kelab wrestling laaa!!!"

-"hah...half time!!!bukak chanel len!!!ade muvie best td...bukak laaaaa..."
-"lalalallalalalala...yess...hensemnye hero niiiii!!!!"
-"alaaaa...cptnye da stat 2nd half...diorg ni x penat ke??ish...rest la lame sket..."

-"woi!!woi!!alahai mamat ni...kne sket nk nangis...pgl org usung kuar...pe ni reff!!!delay game!!!bengong nye reff.."
-"KUNING??bg la kaler laen!!!x skolah pnye reff!!!"

-"OYEEAAHHH!!!!GOOLLL!!!"
 -"OYEEAAHHH!!!!GOOLLL!!!"
 -"hensem gak yg score nie...ape name die ek??google la japg"

-"sape??sape masok??sape tukar??sape??beckham(kaka,ronaldo n sebagainye..) ea??"
-"baru 70??alaaaaa...cpt laaaa...cite uh da stat!!"
-"bile nk hbs niiii...alaaaaaaaaa...lame lg ke???"

-"DA HABISSSSS!!!!!cpt2...bukak chanel td...cpt!!!ish...bak la remote uh!!!"


dan itulah perbezaan...antara seorg yg paham  ape itu bola sepak n seorang yg tau bola sepak itu ape...heheheheeh...ade yg betol n ade yg salah ye...but nowadays...most girl already know what is football...n aku penah jumpe sorg yg amat tau sekali pasal game ni...yg tu tbaek...heheheeh...

cube tye laki pasal netball lak...aku x tau pape...yg aku taw ade GS,GK,n sebagainye...tu jek...laen x taw..ahak...

lupe lak...boys uh aku n spupu aku...girl lak spupu aku gak...vanue die umah spupu aku..(time ni aku xde astro chanel sukan ag...so menompang laaa)

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